Chips are bad aren't they anyway. And to cheat as well. That's doubly bad.

Surely I should make my own. But why would I bother when I can have these.

Because they really are very good. Nearly as good as my Grandma used to make and she made amazing chips.

I reckon its the beef dripping.

And all with no boiling oil. Fat fires. Or smelly house. Its genius I tell you. Genius.